The Kaiki Store (We don't Close)

Oct. 30th, 2016 04:23 pm
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Exorcisms + 
Talismans
Sort of like flypaper for nasty spirits. 10 drops each. Can never have too many. It's pretty dangerous out there, and not every danger is visible.
(Detector/Shroud. Changes color when monsters, abominations, or spirits abound in an area. Cloaks ones scent to such beings. 70m radius. Allows one to travel more safely in the wastes. Stacks.)
Wards
If Talismans are flypaper, these are tear gas canisters. Nasty! Very potent. 12 drops each. Caution is tantamount to survival, my dad used to say.
(Repellent. Makes monsters, abominations, and spirits avoid the holder. Allows one to travel more safely in the wastes. Stacks.)
Spirit Charms
Evils are amalgamations of negative thoughts, so this is their natural enemy, more or less. Little pockets of positivity to keep your mind clear and your spiritual stalkers far, far away. 6 drops each. On sale!
(Detector/Sanity. Allows one to retain a cool head when faced with the unnatural. Allows one to see invisible spirits. Stacks.)
Salt
Salt is representative of a core part of the earth, and is thus fatal to unearthly beings. Tried and true across the ages, and used by psychics and priests alike. 3 drops per half pound. (Purifier. Effective against undead or otherwise ethereal or unnatural beings. Can be used to coat weapons/fists. 4 uses.)
Etc.
Intercessions + 
Incense
Smells quite nice, actually. A well-respected priest once told me that the smoke is one's prayers floating directly to the almighty. 5 drops each.
(Signal. Alerts allies to one's position within a 300m radius. Invisible to enemies.)
Holy Figure
Made of a very fine wood. Crafted in the mountains of Japan by a monastic order I'm familiar with. So secretive are they that to reveal them to you would put the very fabric of spirituality in jeopardy, so I am obliged to silence. 15 drops. (Detector/Sanity/Augment. Boosts sanity and casting ability, regardless of one's art. Allows one to see things not normally visible. Whispers faintly when evil abounds. Does not stack.)
Purifying Water
Liquid blessed by a priest. Able to rid anything, even oneself, of curses or excess evil! Also effective as a deterrent. 12 drops. Keeping something away is better than having to get rid of it, I always say. (Repellent/Purifier. Makes monsters, abominations, and spirits avoid anything coated in the liquid for a limited period. More efficient than a ward, but transient. Can rid oneself or artifacts of any one curse. 8 uses.)
Offertory Sigil
A small, clear demonstration of one's faithfulness. Often times, even a small gesture can mean the world to both humans and the divine alike. 14 drops for a ready-made offering, 20 drops for a customized prayer! Personalizing it is what really drives the point home, to me. (Mysterious/Alteration. One can offer up any minor wish to this small artifact. The measure of its success is dependent on the one offering the intercession...)
Etc.
Necessities + 
Curse
Occasionally, one requires a more direct method of dealing with a problem. I'm a professional, and I don't endorse usage of these curses against humans. However...that isn't to say they wouldn't work. 25 drops each. (Curse. Dangerous artifact usable on nearly any target, ethereal or otherwise. A standard curse simply inflicts base misfortunes on the target, and is persistent. A more apt curse may afflict one with disease, short paralysis, or even a preventable but slow death.)
This section will expand as necessary.
Etc.
Consulations + 
Spiritual Consultations
Having a problem not covered by the other services offered here? For a modest fee, I can advise you on any and all matters, be they spiritual or emotional. 15-40 drops, case-by-case basis.
Exorcism
While it's not usually my focus, I have extensive experience in the supernatural. Any issues with the supernatural that trinkets won't solve? While the prices will be steeper, I offer my personal guarantee that no evil will remain on your shoulder when my services end. 50-100 drops, case-by-case basis.

Etc.
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Character Sheet

Oct. 30th, 2016 04:21 pm
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Deishuu KAIKI
Name: Kaiki Deishuu.
Age: No need to embarrass me, now.
Aliases/Nickname(s): Too many to say.
Canon World: Earth, last I checked.
Canon Point: Not much of the religious type.
Birthdate: January 12th.
Reputation: I don't concern myself over it.. Or perhaps I'm simply so self-indulgent that I hang off every word the common man says about me. Either way, anything they'd say would be based around deceit. Or perhaps it'd be so accurate it'd be in my interests to conceal it.
Species: Adult.
Family: They're dead, or I never knew them.
Sexual Orientation: Money.
Occupation: Confidence man.
Goals: To acquire a substantial amount of money.
Residence: Grey Manor
KAIKI DEISHUU STATS
COMBAT 6/10
INITIATIVE 5/10
WITS 10/10
TEAMWORK 2/10
DECEPTION 10/10
DISTANCE RUNNING 10/10
"The lesson for me here is that even if the truth is as one suspects...it may still be worthless."
-Kaiki Deishuu
Nisemonogatari.
inventory
Starting Inventory:
Combat
Unknown.
Other
Mysterious Vial
Unknown.


Current Inventory:
Combat
Unknown.
Other
Mysterious Vial
Unknown.


Droplets within Mysterious Vial: 0

personality
When I was young, an elementary schoolteacher ordered me to describe a cloud in two paragraphs or less. Of course, since my interests at the time did not extend to clouds, I was at a loss. So I elected to put less. I explained clearly about my lack of intention to speak about clouds, as clouds were boring, wet, and stupid. My schoolteacher took exception to this blatant violation of reality as he knew it, and brought my parents in to discuss the dour situation. My father scolded me harshly for breaching the rules, and I was instructed to redo it. This time, I defiantly discussed clouds as much as I knew them - boring, wet, and stupid. I received a perfect grade. The lesson I learned? What people want to hear and what they have already heard is rarely dissimilar.
First Impressions: Of course, I elect to always be polite and cordial to people I've first met. Not really. I'm actually just rude and dismissive, and conceal it with a smile and a sunny disposition.
Likes I like money.
Dislikes: I don't like not having money.
Quirks: I eat eggs medium well done, typically.
history

I once was asked to defend a man in court who murdered his wife with just his thumb, but that's a story for another day. Of course, that was obviously a lie. I've never been in a courtroom, despite my occupation. I feel like I'd make an excellent defense lawyer, though. Maybe that's why I typically avoid deceiving patent attorneys. If any job seems to be the worst among humanity, you haven't looked hard enough.
skills & misc.
DETAILS ABOUT SKILLS, WEAPONS, ITEMS & ROOMS MAY GO HERE
Skills: Running: I call it the Kaiki Stride.

Leadership: I'm good at micromanaging. In the eventuality that I was declared dictator of a small country, I bet I could increase it's profit margin by at least 30%. That sounds like a good motivation, but more than likely I'd just make off with whatever national artifacts and loose cash I could grab.

Deception: There is no human being I cannot deceive. I'm a salesman, so I have my hook down.

Appearance: I keep my hair up. Apparently it looks chic.

Mundane Talents: I was just shy of being an olympic archer, but I hurt my hand in the pencil grinder at my high school.

Kaiki's Closet (Market Backroom): WHOOP.
additional notes
What are you doing down here? The description is finished. You're wasting valuable time. Gambling your youth away isn't good, you should be out having fun or making money.
credit to splott at rp_tutorials
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