Character Sheet

[legitimatebusinessman]

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Deishuu KAIKI
ABOUT GAME	Name: Kaiki Deishuu. Age: No need to embarrass me, now. Aliases/Nickname(s): Too many to say. Canon World: Earth, last I checked. Canon Point: Not much of the religious type. Birthdate: January 12th. Reputation: I don't concern myself over it.. Or perhaps I'm simply so self-indulgent that I hang off every word the common man says about me. Either way, anything they'd say would be based around deceit. Or perhaps it'd be so accurate it'd be in my interests to conceal it. Species: Adult. Family: They're dead, or I never knew them. Sexual Orientation: Money. Occupation: Confidence man. Goals: To acquire a substantial amount of money. Residence: Grey Manor KAIKI DEISHUU STATS COMBAT 6/10 INITIATIVE 5/10 WITS 10/10 TEAMWORK 2/10 DECEPTION 10/10 DISTANCE RUNNING 10/10
CHAOS UNRAVELED
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"The lesson for me here is that even if the truth is as one suspects...it may still be worthless." -Kaiki Deishuu Nisemonogatari.
inventory
Starting Inventory: Combat Unknown. Other Mysterious Vial Unknown. Current Inventory: Combat Unknown. Other Mysterious Vial Unknown. Droplets within Mysterious Vial: 0
personality
When I was young, an elementary schoolteacher ordered me to describe a cloud in two paragraphs or less. Of course, since my interests at the time did not extend to clouds, I was at a loss. So I elected to put less. I explained clearly about my lack of intention to speak about clouds, as clouds were boring, wet, and stupid. My schoolteacher took exception to this blatant violation of reality as he knew it, and brought my parents in to discuss the dour situation. My father scolded me harshly for breaching the rules, and I was instructed to redo it. This time, I defiantly discussed clouds as much as I knew them - boring, wet, and stupid. I received a perfect grade. The lesson I learned? What people want to hear and what they have already heard is rarely dissimilar. First Impressions: Of course, I elect to always be polite and cordial to people I've first met. Not really. I'm actually just rude and dismissive, and conceal it with a smile and a sunny disposition. Likes I like money. Dislikes: I don't like not having money. Quirks: I eat eggs medium well done, typically.
history
I once was asked to defend a man in court who murdered his wife with just his thumb, but that's a story for another day. Of course, that was obviously a lie. I've never been in a courtroom, despite my occupation. I feel like I'd make an excellent defense lawyer, though. Maybe that's why I typically avoid deceiving patent attorneys. If any job seems to be the worst among humanity, you haven't looked hard enough.
skills & misc.
DETAILS ABOUT SKILLS, WEAPONS, ITEMS & ROOMS MAY GO HERE Skills: Running: I call it the Kaiki Stride. Leadership: I'm good at micromanaging. In the eventuality that I was declared dictator of a small country, I bet I could increase it's profit margin by at least 30%. That sounds like a good motivation, but more than likely I'd just make off with whatever national artifacts and loose cash I could grab. Deception: There is no human being I cannot deceive. I'm a salesman, so I have my hook down. Appearance: I keep my hair up. Apparently it looks chic. Mundane Talents: I was just shy of being an olympic archer, but I hurt my hand in the pencil grinder at my high school. Kaiki's Closet (Market Backroom): WHOOP.
additional notes
What are you doing down here? The description is finished. You're wasting valuable time. Gambling your youth away isn't good, you should be out having fun or making money.
credit to splott at rp_tutorials